Which are cuter? Puppies, Kittens, or baby Crocodiles?
What's the longest you've ever gone without underwear? (Insert Saturday morning cartoon villain leitmotif here.)
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Male. Straight. Dominant. Disabled due to nerve damage. Has an amazing beard. Likes stunted, incomplete sentences. Majored in English once upon a time. Aware of the irony.
Likes (Inflicting)
Incomplete lists. Lack of underwear or other modesty-preserving garments. Inconveniences. Discomfort. Forced orgasm and orgasm denial. Sometimes at the same time to create a no-win scenario. Playful trolling.
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