I swear your dice hate me, bloxo, because I got the messy hair one not once, but TWICE.
Eventually I managed to roll something doable:
Freeze your underwear and wear for X minutes
I didn't think this would be
that bad. I had a damp pair of underwear (unrelated coincidence) so I tossed that in the freezer and left it for 5 minutes or so. Putting it on afterwards was HELL. An icey hell. X_X It didn't take all that long to warm to my body temperature, so now I'm just sitting in slightly-damp undies writing this. :P It's probably been more than 8 minutes at this point, so I'll just finish writing this and then go change.
And that's hilarious, T5P XD