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1. What's your bday? 24th april

2. How many children do you want to have? 2

3. What would their names be? (First and Middle) not sure maybe bailey/sam

4. At what age would you like to have these kids? not yet :P

5. Any pets? 1 cat

6. If yes, what kind?

7. What is your dream vehicle? porsche

8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there? england again .. id listen

9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why? lips/mouth it says so much about the person

10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why? if i can, 1 friend. if not ...
knife
paper
pencil
football
blanket

11. Describe your perfect date? spending the night at a friends with our first kiss happening as we lay down to sleep (may not sound awesome but it happened an was amazing)

12. What is your darkest fantasy? sucking a friend while his asleep

13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose? hair/age/body

14. Describe your perfect man or woman. skinny white cool hair blue eyes nice white straight teeth

15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth? ummmm if very drunk sure :P

16. Have you ever given a rimjob? nope

17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation? yes!

18. Would you ever involve yourself in beatiality? no
19. If yes what animal?
20. If no, but were forced to, what animal? tiger

21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a week long 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose? 50 people to myself , i couldnt watch a friend suffer

22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen? lots of holidays

23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do? 1.5 yrs ago to fall in love with the same person again but show it more so the relationship went further

24. Do you like chocolate? love it

25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft? lol apple all the way



26. What's your dream life? spent with friends and loved ones

27. What scares you the most and why? death(not my own) i dont think i could handle a close friends death

28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world? trees human body and animials

29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why? lips already answered why

30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change? there crazy people thas why

31. Have you ever seen Man vs Food? yep
32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges? nope (most are meat related and i dont eat meat
33. If so, which ones?

34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally? physically, martial arts training for a tournament fight, emotionally, letting go of a lost love

35. What are your two biggest regrets? being shy
36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different? be how i am now, not care about people who dont like me

37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family? mum
38. Who's the worst? no one

39. What are you most jealous of? best friend

40. Are you OCD about anything? nope

41. What would you do if your best friend died? probaly die myself

42. Do you have crash courses for pilots? lol .. yes!

43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be? masturbating

44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be? couldnt decide

45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know? isolation

46. What size is your bed? queen

47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down? ZOMBIES

48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose? cheese

49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want? happyness for friends and family

50. What is more important - lust or love? love

51. Define marriage in a sentence. crazy

52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count? rhinos

53. Does size matter? yes ( massive isnt good)

54. Do you have any STDs? nope

55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill? oral
56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability? not sure

57. What’s your favorite position? 69

58. What does the term free gift mean? Aren’t all gifts supposed to be free? yep

59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts? (i.e. Lumberjack, Donkey Punch, Houdini, Rodeo, Landshark, etc.) nope

60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex? skatepark

61. How often do you masturbate? once or twice a day

62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds? yes

63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating? a month

64. Have you ever made a self-porn? yes

65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex? yes

66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for? n/a
67. Did you get it?

68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it? yeah

69. What’s your biggest pet peeve? fake people

70. Have you ever worked on a farm? no

71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say? bless yourself

72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be? id be gay

73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower? nope

74. How often have you driven over the speed limit? yes

75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone? 130kph

76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do? look at them

77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why? batman .. his awesome

78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger? breaking things

79. What is the one thing that disgusts you? cockroaches

80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell? 777kph

81. What was your nickname in high school? xavier

82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why? not sure

83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life? standing up for a friend when he was dow

84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race? love the fact people love each-other hate people who don appreciate that

85. When did you first travel by airplane and where? qld when i was 8

86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning? check facebook

87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity? england

88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance? you dont in australia

89. Do you think you are selfish? no

90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom? scared

91. What is your favorite drink? coke

92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now? coke /food

93. What is the last book you read? perks of being a wallflower

94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States?4756

95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want? everything muhahaha

96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be? me.

97. How would you describe yourself in three words? random horney crazy

98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had. twofaced

99. What is your greatest weakness? taking on everyones problems until i breakdown

100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees? 2x 0degrees fahrenheit = 35.555 degrees Celsius
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