getDare Truth or Dare - View Single Post - Discussion: If a Dom and a Sub get married, who will wash the dishes?

iSpuds · 09-24-2018, 07:44 PM

*inhale*

Full Disclosure: I pretty much skimmed this thread.

But.

Monkey and I live together. He brings in the sole income (for now). I go to school. He does the dishes.

We tried having me do the dishes. I'm sorry but that shit just ain't happening. I can do the laundry, clean the bathroom, and if the house EVER gets cleaned usually it's me who does it.

But.

I. Will. Not. Do. Dishes.

That was literally a condition to me moving in. I will sooner throw out my dirty dishes and buy new ones. If Monkey doesn't wanna go homeless on cost of dishes, he will wash them. Except plates, because we have paper ones (what a time to be alive T_T).

I just wanted to say this because I have a deep hatred for dirty dishes and for washing them. Especially because I like to cook.

*exhale*

09-24-2018, 07:44 PM	#11
iSpuds Starchy Sadist Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 921 Blog Entries: 43	inhale Full Disclosure: I pretty much skimmed this thread. But. Monkey and I live together. He brings in the sole income (for now). I go to school. He does the dishes. We tried having me do the dishes. I'm sorry but that shit just ain't happening. I can do the laundry, clean the bathroom, and if the house EVER gets cleaned usually it's me who does it. But. I. Will. Not. Do. Dishes. That was literally a condition to me moving in. I will sooner throw out my dirty dishes and buy new ones. If Monkey doesn't wanna go homeless on cost of dishes, he will wash them. Except plates, because we have paper ones (what a time to be alive T_T). I just wanted to say this because I have a deep hatred for dirty dishes and for washing them. Especially because I like to cook. exhale __________________ No, I do not want to be your Mistress. No, I do not want to be your slave. So don't PM me about it! Likes, Limits, and Fantasies (click) A Domme with a Monkey. The Monkey, the Potato, and the Book of Truth (AMA) My PM Dares are Offline. I don't participate in unsolicited PM dares, so don't ask. "iSpuds used to be an onion before she realized that she wanted a simpler, layer free life. Gordon Ramsey himself agreed to perform the surgery, but when Nigella Lawson walked in during the middle of the procedure with a bottle of scotch, things went awry. Waking up as an iOS kernel trapped in a potato's body, iSpuds successfully sued the Food Channel for 13 quintillion Zimbabwe Shillings, and now lives in an exclusive, nano-sliver coated vegetable crisper." *-Runesmith* "On a scale of 1-10, what's your favorite color of the Alphabet?" "Prismarine!"