1. Million Dollars But... once a day, your cock will get really hard for a hour. It will be really visible to everyone who looks in the reason. You also can't perform any sexual activities during that time.
Nope. I'm thinking about the dozens of scenarios where that could get you in serious trouble i.e.put on register
2. Million Dollars But... every time you pass a person of the opposite sex that you're relatively attracted to, you have a vibrator that appears in your butt and vibrates for a good 10mins before stopping.
Nope. I thought this one might be discrete but imagine that humming away at work everytime you meet someone hot.
3. Million Dollars But... every time you go in a change room or locker room, you have to piss on the floor and lay there for 5mins.
Nope. Use locker rooms changing rooms a lot.
4. Million Dollars But... every time you see a white van, you get kidnapped and taken to secluded location that's in a 100km radius from your home. You then get raped and then released nude.
Nope. There are tonnes of white vans around here, and the commute for 100km away would costs so much that i'd be broke within a month anyway.
5. Million Dollars But... every time you masturbate/ have sex, you orgasm in just one minute.
Nope. That would be a killjoy
6. Million Dollars Butt... every night, you have to lick a female's ass to orgasm before you can sleep. Get it, it's literally million dollars BUTT.
Nope. That would just be too much of a pain
Either i dont need the money or im more vanilla than i thought.
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