EVIL 1 is named Evil Parole 2 in the file, but I have it figured out (I think).
A double-jeopardy bet.
WIN: 6 minutes in a park sunning while wearing only a thong. (Face down of course.)
LOSE: 6 minutes in a park standing with my nose touching a tree and my hands behind my back while wearing only a thong.
LOSE: 6 laps around the outside of my house, naked, in the dark
My time for EVIL 1: