[Consensus]

Do you have any tattoos? If so, where exactly? Be as specific as possible.
No, I don't. Strangely enough I can't imagine getting one. Something about the permanence but mainly it's the 'blemish' aspect - I can't even stand ink on my skin, let alone UNDER it!
Besides the regular places like in the shower: how often are you completely naked and in what places? Are you naked right now?
Rarely. My partner is not a fan of being naked or in the company of someone who is naked. And, frankly, I do not look good naked. Or clothed. Or at all.
What’s the most embarrassing item you’ve ever used to get yourself off?
Handcuffs.
Do you currently have any acne, blisters, pimples, boils or warts? If so, where exactly?
No, not at the moment. I get heat spots on the soles of my feet and acne occasionally plagues my back and temples though. Never had a boil. I had a wart once - I killed it with wire wool, alcohol gel and bloody-mindedness.
Do you drool when you sleep? If so, how much?
Apparently not.