1. What's your bday? 11-18
2. How many children do you want to have? i want to have millions... all of which would be illegitimate (as in ileft threre mother before they were born lol) except 3
3. What would their names be? (First and Middle)
i have no clue
4. At what age would you like to have these kids?
the ilegitimate ones... NOW since with them being ilegitimate i wouldnt have to take care of them, the others after im married
5. Any pets? yes
6. If yes, what kind? 2 cats and a dog
7. What is your dream vehicle? a tank with a half naked hot female chauffer
8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there?spain because they dont have any public nudity laws (or so im told) and id do exhibitionist dares all week
9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why? the eyes, their windsows into the soul
10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why?
1 a generator
2 a years supply of gasoline for said generator
3 a tv
4 a lamp
5 my video games
11. Describe your perfect date?
one that ends in a hot 3 way
12. What is your darkest fantasy?
to be a slave to a hot mistress, who blackmailed me into it
13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose?
smarter, faster, stronger, can never have enough of any of those
14. Describe your perfect man or woman.
a hot nymphomaniac (it might intrest you to know im takeing these while horny so all of my answers will be somewhat sexual)
15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth?
its a good thing
16. Have you ever given a rimjob?
nope
17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation?
yes lol
18. Would you ever involve yourself in beatiality? only by watching otherwise no
19. If yes what animal?
20. If no, but were forced to, what animal? a dog
21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a week long 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose? depends... if i got to choose whether wer talking male or female friend (as i dont choose best friends) then definately participate as id love to be fucked for a week straight by 50 females... if not all of them weere femaleshowever then definately watch.
22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen?
i have no clue how much that is...
23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do?
i would go to the time of knights and dragons and become a legendary knight like king arthur or lancelot.
24. Do you like chocolate?
yes but im diabetic
25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft?
cuz it began small and was named when it began
26. What's your dream life?
living in a castle surronded by hot naked chicks
27. What scares you the most and why?
i have no fear
28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world?
oceans
mountains
forests
29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why?
the tits... cuz im a dude and i like them...
30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change?
idk
31. Have you ever seen Man vs Food? yes
32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges? yes
33. If so, which ones? the steak and pizza ones
34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally? wrestling training.
35. What are your two biggest regrets? ive done some things im not proud of.
36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different? i wouldnt do them
37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family? me
38. Who's the worst? theres too many evil ones to decide
39. What are you most jealous of? king arthurs legendaryness
40. Are you OCD about anything? yep
41. What would you do if your best friend died? alreay said i dont choose best friends
42. Do you have crash courses for pilots? no
43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be? not being able t talk to girls lol
44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be? idk
45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know? the first one
46. What size is your bed? idk
47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down? to keep in the zombies
48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose? cheese
49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want? infinte knowledge
50. What is more important - lust or love? im 15 so lust
51. Define marriage in a sentence. jail
52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count? sheep dogs
53. Does size matter? idk
54. Do you have any STDs? no
55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill? im a virgin...
56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability? see above...
57. What’s your favorite position? see above
58. What does the term free gift mean? Aren’t all gifts supposed to be free? good question
59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts? (i.e. Lumberjack, Donkey Punch, Houdini, Rodeo, Landshark, etc.) virgin
60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex? virgin
61. How often do you masturbate? 3-4 times a day
62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds? no
63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating? 13 years before i realized i could since then... 2 days...
64. Have you ever made a self-porn? yes...
65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex? yes...
66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for? i havent
67. Did you get it? na
68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it?if it was a female penitiary hell yea, hell id do it for free every night
69. What’s your biggest pet peeve? hypocrites
70. Have you ever worked on a farm? yes
71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say? gazuntich
72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be? all of freshman year...
73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower? no
74. How often have you driven over the speed limit? never
75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone? na
76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do? if i thot i could get away with it... pull down a hot girls pants and underwear so i could see her ass
77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why? sakura from Naruto... and shes effin hot!
78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger? forgetting things
79. What is the one thing that disgusts you? hypocrites
80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell? no
81. What was your nickname in high school? Dragonator lol
82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why? I Am Legend. Cuz i am
83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life? i was born
84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race? i love our lustful ness, i hate hippies
85. When did you first travel by airplane and where? when i was 8 and i went to california
86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning? take a piss
87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity? id stay here
88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance? cuz pizza ppl have more practice
89. Do you think you are selfish? yes
90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom? cuz it wouldnt be socially acceptable
91. What is your favorite drink? pepsi
92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now? leftovers
93. What is the last book you read? Rangers Aprentic: book 4 The Battle for Skandia
94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States?1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000
95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want? to be their king, and have all the sex i could imagine and live in a castle
96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be? The Dragon and His Hoard
97. How would you describe yourself in three words? I Am Legend
98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had. i work for myself and always have...
99. What is your greatest weakness? my low stamina
100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees? 0