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horus · 09-10-2010, 08:42 AM

1. What's your bday?
June 1 1985

2. How many children do you want to have?
1

3. What would their names be?
Elizabeth

4. At what age would you like to have these kids?
35-40

5. Any pets?
Yes

6. If yes, what kind?
Iguana

7. What is your dream vehicle?
Lamborghini Murcielago

8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there?
French Polynesia and spend all my money at luxury hotels.

9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why?
Lips... i just love kissing.

10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why?
Machetti, bow, sling spear, zippo lighter, zippo fuel. Because i have to survive!

11. Describe your perfect date?
On a beach, under a full moon.

12. What is your darkest fantasy?
Having all my orgasms ruined by my mistress, for years and years.

13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose?
I would change nothing

14. Describe your perfect man or woman.
Every woman is perfect for who she is

15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth?
Kinky, hot

16. Have you ever given a rimjob?
Yes

17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation?
Nope

18. Would you ever involve yourself in beatiality?
No

19. If yes what animal?
-

20. If no, but were forced to, what animal?
That's the moment i would shout 'Red!'

21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a week long 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose?
Witness

22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen?
$ or ¥ ? Tricky question i guess

23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do?
A few days in future and see the lottery numbers

24. Do you like chocolate?
Yes

25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft?
Because it's either Microsoft or Macrohard

26. What's your dream life?
The one i'm leaving right now

27. What scares you the most and why?
I don't have any fears (or i think so)

28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world?
- Sounds in a jungle
- Waterfall
- The smell after raining

29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why?
Legs... i don't know why.

30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change?
It doesn't apply on me. I'm not shy

31. Have you ever seen Man vs Food?
Only a few episodes

32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges?
If i was paid enough money, yes

33. If so, which ones?
Any of them

34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally?
Physically: Running 25 miles when i was at the army.
Emotionally: Break up with my ex after spending 2 years together.

35. What are your two biggest regrets?
- Not visiting my brother too often
- Smoking

36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different?
It's still in my hands to change them

37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family?
My grandma... she's just so nice and kind with everyone

38. Who's the worst?
My brother's wife. She's just a bitch.

39. What are you most jealous of?
People who are extremely lucky and they don't deserve it

40. Are you OCD about anything?
No

41. What would you do if your best friend died?
Cry until i realize that nothing can bring him/her back... and then move on with my life

42. Do you have crash courses for pilots?
No

43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be?
Smoking

44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be?
My neighboor

45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know?
Amnesia

46. What size is your bed?
King-size

47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down?
So that the nails & hammers manufacturers will become reacher

48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose?
Cheese

49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want?
To be able to make unlimited wishes.

50. What is more important - lust or love?
Both are important

51. Define marriage in a sentence.
A joint of 2 people... a man who is not sure if he's doing the right thing... and a woman who finally made her dream come true, to wear a wedding dress!

52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count?
The days until they become food on someone's table

53. Does size matter?
It depends on what

54. Do you have any STDs?
No

55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill?
Endurance

56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability?
I can't give my partner an orgasm by using my left hand

57. What’s your favorite position?
Spooning

58. What does the term free gift mean?
Giving something that you just want to get rid off

59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts?
No

60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex?
Beach

61. How often do you masturbate?
Rarely... i'm not allowed to anyway.

62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds?
Yeah... and if the feathers are dusty, they're snizzing too.

63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating?
4 months

64. Have you ever made a self-porn?
Yes

65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex?
Yes

66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for?
Nothing weird

67. Did you get it?
-

68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it?
No

69. What’s your biggest pet peeve?
Smelly people in bus

70. Have you ever worked on a farm?
No

71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say?
"You're not God. You're the freaking bird from question62"

72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be?
I would punch my math teacher on his face

73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower?
Yeah

74. How often have you driven over the speed limit?
Every day

75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone?
230km/h

76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do?
Bank robbery

77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be?
Jessica Rabbit

78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger?
Driving without license and crushing my father's car

79. What is the one thing that disgusts you?
Myself vomiting after a hangover! lol

80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell?
Wrong. You can find the speed of taste.

81. What was your nickname in high school?
Didn't have one

82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why?
"The man who knew too little". Because everyday i learn something new about myself.

83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life?
The day i decided to talk to my family & friends about my bdsm lifestyle

84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race?
I love their creativity
I hate their ignorance and the easiness of being manipulated

85. When did you first travel by airplane and where?
Lisbon when i was 19

86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning?
Cuddling

87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity?
Mauritius

88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance?
Me driving the ambulance

89. Do you think you are selfish?
No

90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom?
lol... that would be a nice dare for humiliation

91. What is your favorite drink?
Coffee

92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now?
Water and coca-cola

93. What is the last book you read?
Hickory Dickory Dock by Agatha Christie

94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States?
Who cares

95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want?
King of the alien harem

96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be?
Tabula rasa

97. How would you describe yourself in three words?
Bold, indifferent, energetic

98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had.
Never had one

99. What is your greatest weakness?
Being very calculating

100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees?
For sure less than zero.

09-10-2010, 08:42 AM	#8
horus Junior Member Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 3	1. What's your bday? June 1 1985 2. How many children do you want to have? 1 3. What would their names be? Elizabeth 4. At what age would you like to have these kids? 35-40 5. Any pets? Yes 6. If yes, what kind? Iguana 7. What is your dream vehicle? Lamborghini Murcielago 8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there? French Polynesia and spend all my money at luxury hotels. 9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why? Lips... i just love kissing. 10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why? Machetti, bow, sling spear, zippo lighter, zippo fuel. Because i have to survive! 11. Describe your perfect date? On a beach, under a full moon. 12. What is your darkest fantasy? Having all my orgasms ruined by my mistress, for years and years. 13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose? I would change nothing 14. Describe your perfect man or woman. Every woman is perfect for who she is 15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth? Kinky, hot 16. Have you ever given a rimjob? Yes 17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation? Nope 18. Would you ever involve yourself in beatiality? No 19. If yes what animal? - 20. If no, but were forced to, what animal? That's the moment i would shout 'Red!' 21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a week long 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose? Witness 22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen? $ or ¥ ? Tricky question i guess 23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do? A few days in future and see the lottery numbers 24. Do you like chocolate? Yes 25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft? Because it's either Microsoft or Macrohard 26. What's your dream life? The one i'm leaving right now 27. What scares you the most and why? I don't have any fears (or i think so) 28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world? - Sounds in a jungle - Waterfall - The smell after raining 29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why? Legs... i don't know why. 30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change? It doesn't apply on me. I'm not shy 31. Have you ever seen Man vs Food? Only a few episodes 32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges? If i was paid enough money, yes 33. If so, which ones? Any of them 34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally? Physically: Running 25 miles when i was at the army. Emotionally: Break up with my ex after spending 2 years together. 35. What are your two biggest regrets? - Not visiting my brother too often - Smoking 36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different? It's still in my hands to change them 37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family? My grandma... she's just so nice and kind with everyone 38. Who's the worst? My brother's wife. She's just a bitch. 39. What are you most jealous of? People who are extremely lucky and they don't deserve it 40. Are you OCD about anything? No 41. What would you do if your best friend died? Cry until i realize that nothing can bring him/her back... and then move on with my life 42. Do you have crash courses for pilots? No 43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be? Smoking 44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be? My neighboor 45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know? Amnesia 46. What size is your bed? King-size 47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down? So that the nails & hammers manufacturers will become reacher 48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose? Cheese 49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want? To be able to make unlimited wishes. 50. What is more important - lust or love? Both are important 51. Define marriage in a sentence. A joint of 2 people... a man who is not sure if he's doing the right thing... and a woman who finally made her dream come true, to wear a wedding dress! 52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count? The days until they become food on someone's table 53. Does size matter? It depends on what 54. Do you have any STDs? No 55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill? Endurance 56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability? I can't give my partner an orgasm by using my left hand 57. What’s your favorite position? Spooning 58. What does the term free gift mean? Giving something that you just want to get rid off 59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts? No 60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex? Beach 61. How often do you masturbate? Rarely... i'm not allowed to anyway. 62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds? Yeah... and if the feathers are dusty, they're snizzing too. 63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating? 4 months 64. Have you ever made a self-porn? Yes 65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex? Yes 66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for? Nothing weird 67. Did you get it? - 68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it? No 69. What’s your biggest pet peeve? Smelly people in bus 70. Have you ever worked on a farm? No 71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say? "You're not God. You're the freaking bird from question62" 72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be? I would punch my math teacher on his face 73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower? Yeah 74. How often have you driven over the speed limit? Every day 75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone? 230km/h 76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do? Bank robbery 77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Jessica Rabbit 78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger? Driving without license and crushing my father's car 79. What is the one thing that disgusts you? Myself vomiting after a hangover! lol 80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell? Wrong. You can find the speed of taste. 81. What was your nickname in high school? Didn't have one 82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why? "The man who knew too little". Because everyday i learn something new about myself. 83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life? The day i decided to talk to my family & friends about my bdsm lifestyle 84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race? I love their creativity I hate their ignorance and the easiness of being manipulated 85. When did you first travel by airplane and where? Lisbon when i was 19 86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning? Cuddling 87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity? Mauritius 88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance? Me driving the ambulance 89. Do you think you are selfish? No 90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom? lol... that would be a nice dare for humiliation 91. What is your favorite drink? Coffee 92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now? Water and coca-cola 93. What is the last book you read? Hickory Dickory Dock by Agatha Christie 94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States? Who cares 95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want? King of the alien harem 96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be? Tabula rasa 97. How would you describe yourself in three words? Bold, indifferent, energetic 98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had. Never had one 99. What is your greatest weakness? Being very calculating 100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees? For sure less than zero. Last edited by horus; 09-10-2010 at 08:44 AM.