[momo]

1. What's your bday?
April (you know the exact date d: )

2. How many children do you want to have?
Probably around 2-3. Maybe more if I adopt the rest d:

3. What would their names be? (First and Middle)
That would depend on what sounds good to my partner and me at the time.

4. At what age would you like to have these kids?
When I'm ready and financially stable.

5. Any pets?
Yes.

6. If yes, what kind?
A Saint Bernard, Maltese, Shih Tzu, and a parrot. I had a Pug, but he was old and recently got put down.

7. What is your dream vehicle?
A Dark Purple Mustang

8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there?
The East Coast of the United States to visit some friends.

9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why?
The smile... Smiles are contagious ^^

10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why?
Pencils, paper, toothbrush/toothpaste, shampoo/soap, and a camera.

11. Describe your perfect date?
Anywhere/anything as long as we're both happy and connect well.

12. What is your darkest fantasy?
I don't think I really have one.

13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose?
My insecurity, impatience, and trust issues.

14. Describe your perfect man or woman.
How about I give you the link when I write about it in my thread tomorrow since I was planning to anyway? d:

15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth?
I think it's gross and don't plan on doing it.

16. Have you ever given a rimjob?
No.

17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation?
>.> Yes?

18. Would you ever involve yourself in beastiality?
No.

19. If yes what animal?
No. Just... no.

20. If no, but were forced to, what animal?
NO! dx

21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a week long 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose?
The second one. Both sound horrible. Why do you think of these things? D:

22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen?
I have no idea. I'd have to figure out what I could buy with that first.

23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do?
I think it would mess up who I am today if I time traveled, so I don't think I want to.

24. Do you like chocolate?
Of course I do! What girl doesn't like chocolate?! :P

25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft?
Because... they didn't name it that?

26. What's your dream life?
Living in a nice house on the beach, being able to tan and be a fashion journalist, traveling the world and enjoying my freedom from my family.

27. What scares you the most and why?
I have like 22 phobias. I don't have ONE thing that scares me most >.>

28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world?
The ocean, greenery, and animals (not including people).

29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why?
Probably the arms or stomach. The whole body is rather interesting though.

30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change?
To do other things. The doctor's usually have other patients as well d:

31. Have you ever seen Man vs Food?
No I haven't, but I have heard you talk about it a few times d:

32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges?
N/A

33. If so, which ones?
N/A

34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally?
emotionally- Break my relationship off with someone.

physically- stay awake through my dad's lectures haha

35. What are your two biggest regrets?
I try not to regret things. My life wouldn't be the same without the decisions that I've made and the things I've done.

36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different?
N/A

37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family?
My cousin Kianna. She may be younger than me, but I admire her strength, kindness, and personality.

38. Who's the worst?
My stepmother for an on going list of reasons I won't complain about in front of everyone.

39. What are you most jealous of?
People who have freedom from their parents and don't have to worry about loosing the roof over their heads every day like I do.

40. Are you OCD about anything?
Spelling and grammar (though sometimes mine isn't that great).

41. What would you do if your best friend died?
I don't know how I'd live through it to be honest.

42. Do you have crash courses for pilots?
Do I? No I don't...

43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be?
Biting my nails, but I just can't seem to quit because it's a big stress reliever.

44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be?
Hm... I honestly don't have many close friends to choose from.

45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know?
I'm already kind of living the first one considering I never can get out of my house. I don't have a car, friends or anywhere to go since I just moved...

46. What size is your bed?
Twin size I think.

47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down?
So it's easier for transportation possibly? I have no idea.

48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose?
Cheese. It backs up your digestive system anyways d:

49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want?
To have a place of my own and then money to afford it.

50. What is more important - lust or love?
Love

51. Define marriage in a sentence.
Marriage, though rarely meaningful, is the thing that ties two people together legally.

52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count?
People d:

53. Does size matter?
Depends on what we're talking about.

54. Do you have any STDs?
Not that I know of.

55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill?
Blow jobs :P

56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability?
Hand jobs (if not mixed with blow jobs)

57. What’s your favorite position?
Reverse Cowgirl or Doggie style

58. What does the term free gift mean? Aren’t all gifts supposed to be free?
Free Gifts means "If you buy something first even though the term free is misleading in this advertisement. But we're only going to tell you the terms in small print so you get pissed off when you go to the store to collect this 'free' gift". Gifts should be free. Free Gift is redundant, but on advertisements it's all lies.

59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts? (i.e. Lumberjack, Donkey Punch, Houdini, Rodeo, Landshark, etc.)
Hahahahaha no! Omg those names are hilarious XD

60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex?
Behind Walmart >.>

61. How often do you masturbate?
As often as my master allows me to.

62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds?
I never thought about that... Probably not.

63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating?
A week or two

64. Have you ever made a self-porn?
If I did would you still be my friend?

65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex?
Um... Possibly. Maybe not. Who knows?

66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for?
I haven't applied for any jobs so far.

67. Did you get it?
N/A

68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it?
Um. NO!

69. What’s your biggest pet peeve?
People who chew gum like pigs and have no manners.

70. Have you ever worked on a farm?
Nope

71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say?
Bless You (:

72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be?
N/A considering I'm still in High School

73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower?
Of course ^^

74. How often have you driven over the speed limit?
Never

75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone?
I don't know...

76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do?
Um masturbate? Haha

77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why?
Can I just adopt Scooby Doo instead ^^

78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger?
Stealing food from the pantry

79. What is the one thing that disgusts you?
Seeing people chew with their mouth open.

80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell?
Yes. I am all knowing. I know everything about everything.

81. What was your nickname in high school?
Ana

82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why?
Titanic. An ever sinking ship.

83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life?
My brother being born...

84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race?
That I love and hate people? *giggles*

85. When did you first travel by airplane and where?
At one years old. And I flew from California to Arizona. It was the beginning of flying back and forth every other weekend to visit my dad.

86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning?
Stretch

87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity?
France

88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance?
Because the pizza has to get there to give you a heart attack so the ambulance has a reason to be there. Duhhh! :P

89. Do you think you are selfish?
Possibly >.>

90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom?
Because pointing to the crotch can have multiple meanings.

91. What is your favorite drink?
Dr. Pepper

92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now?
Food.

93. What is the last book you read?
"Lucky" by Alice Sebold

94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States?
Too many for me to take the time to count :P

95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want?
I would ask that if they take control of Earth, that I would be in charge of what happens to Earth.

96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be?
"Lost in Emotions" or something like that.

97. How would you describe yourself in three words?
I am me.

98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had.
I've never had a boss other than my parents.

99. What is your greatest weakness?
Neck Kisses

100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees?
Your heart! :P *giggles*