1. What's your bday?
October 12th
2. How many children do you want to have?
Maybe 2 or 3 or 4
3. What would their names be? (First and Middle)
I have no clue for both
4. At what age would you like to have these kids?
No clue
5. Any pets?
Nope, all died, lol.
6. If yes, what kind?
N/A
7. What is your dream vehicle?
A vehicle that works
8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there?
Great Britain dud! Still my fav country. I would visit Blank!
9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why?
eyes. I dont know
10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why?
a clock for time, chain saw, axe both for wood, tissues for when I get sick, insect repellent so insects wont bug me
11. Describe your perfect date?
Walking anywheres
12. What is your darkest fantasy?
I have no clue
13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose?
dont know
14. Describe your perfect man or woman.
nice, caring, non-alcoholic and non drug addict.
15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth?
Never experienced it
16. Have you ever given a rimjob?
A what?
17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation?
I have no clue
18. Would you ever involve yourself in beatiality?
If animals id my only means for food
19. If yes what animal?
any animal that has food on them
20. If no, but were forced to, what animal?
N/A
21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a week long 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose?
I would say stuff and accept any punishment from it. Do the first one.
22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen?
Wisely
23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do?
Don't know
24. Do you like chocolate?
yes
25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft?
Because they chose Microsoft
26. What's your dream life?
Staying home. Eating home. Playing video games and PC games
27. What scares you the most and why?
Being in the woods alone when it is dark. Because you cant see whats going on
28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world?
grass, trees, water
29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why?
Bellybuttton. Because they are so cute.
30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change?
maybe they are suppose to
31. Have you ever seen Man vs Food?
no
32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges?
N/A
33. If so, which ones?
N/A
34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally?
Going up to my teacher to tell them I lied to get my way.
35. What are your two biggest regrets?
nothing I guess
36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different?
N/A
37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family?
My dad
38. Who's the worst?
no one
39. What are you most jealous of?
It comes in spurts
40. Are you OCD about anything?
No, I am not
41. What would you do if your best friend died?
cry at night? I dont know
42. Do you have crash courses for pilots?
heck no
43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be?
nothing
44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be?
I wouldn't. I will just try to reason with them
45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know?
first one
46. What size is your bed?
I have no clue. I don't measure it.
47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down?
it wants to be.
48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose?
second one
49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want?
To fly
50. What is more important - lust or love?
love
51. Define marriage in a sentence.
a couple who loves each other
52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count?
because they are living beings
53. Does size matter?
Depends on situations
54. Do you have any STDs?
No
55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill?
none, lol
56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability?
Every area, lol
57. What’s your favorite position?
I have no clue
58. What does the term free gift mean? Aren’t all gifts supposed to be free?
I never even heard of that term before
59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts? (i.e. Lumberjack, Donkey Punch, Houdini, Rodeo, Landshark, etc.)
Nioe
60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex?
N/A
61. How often do you masturbate?
Not often
62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds?
Maybe. It all depends if someone tries it on them
63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating?
20 years
64. Have you ever made a self-porn?
no
65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex?
no
66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for?
none
67. Did you get it?
N/A
68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it?
yes
69. What’s your biggest pet peeve?
No clue what that is
70. Have you ever worked on a farm?
nope
71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say?
God wont sneeze. He could never sneeze. Could he? sure. Will he? doubt it
72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be?
Talk more
73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower?
sometimes
74. How often have you driven over the speed limit?
often
75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone?
30 but for like 3 seconds
76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do?
tell them to look or ask them if they are looking
77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why?
cartoons? What cartoons? They are the thing of the past!
78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger?
I forget
79. What is the one thing that disgusts you?
cum
80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell?
maybe some day
81. What was your nickname in high school?
The Quiet One
82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why?
Gandhi. Stuff happens similar. Passion of the Christ. stuff happens similar
83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life?
When Sc2 came out and soon to be NBA Jam Wii
84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race?
Love that they are God's work and hate how people can hate and insult one another.
85. When did you first travel by airplane and where?
Florida, ages ago.
86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning?
get out of bed. Turn on my computer.
87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity?
UK
88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance?
Did you tesr it?
89. Do you think you are selfish?
Sometimes
90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom?
Because, that is not civil
91. What is your favorite drink?
Chocolate milk
92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now?
Too much to mention
93. What is the last book you read?
Who knows
94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States?
Many
95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want?
no clue
96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be?
My name then... the loser
97. How would you describe yourself in three words?
I'm a loser
98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had.
No. Private
99. What is your greatest weakness?
hit on the nose
100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees?
I was never good at algebra