[SubmissiveHusband]

1. Have you ever peed your pants in school? yes but I was 6
2. Have you ever ACCIDENTALLY peed yourself as an adult?yes aI once wet the bed
3. Have you ever been caught naked by your parent(s)/child(ren)? No I have not
4. Have you ever caught your parent(s) naked?Yes my mom and Stepdad both use to get really drunk and she would walk around the house in an open robe and he would wear short shorts they you could see his penis in
5. Have you ever had your sexuality or kink outed to a family member?No
6. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn you were related?No
7. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn they were married?Ni
8. Have you ever been caught having sex or masturbating by your parent(s)/child(ren)?My parents caught me a few times in high school
9. Have you ever caught your parent(s)/child(ren) having sex?I caught my mom giving my stepdad a bj and another time riding him
10. Have you ever been caught farting in a public (polite) area?No
11. Have you ever had an upset stomach on a date that ended in diarrhea, gas, or vomiting?Yes sadly I got the runs once while out on a date
12. Have you ever been called out for having smelly gas?No
13. Have you ever had a credit card declined and/or had to endure the "Walk of Shame" while returning your items because you can't buy them?My card declined once but that was due to fraud protection
14. Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs in the company of others?Yes
15. Have you ever sent an AWFUL drunk text, or drunk-dialed someone?No
16. Have you ever been caught talking behind someone's back, by the person you're talking about?lol sadly yes a kid walked into the room right as we were blasting him
16. Have you ever accidentally sent a scathing text message about someone to the person it's about?no
17. Have you ever accidentally sent a "sext message" to an unintended contact?yes Normal I love you to the wrong person
18. Have you ever clogged a toilet after pooping?yes
19. If you experience periods, have you ever bled through your clothes?I mean not from periods but yeah I was a rough kid
20. If you died right now, what would be the most embarrassing thing someone would find in your house?my panties and sex toys
21. Are there any unwanted nude photos of you floating around the internet?I don’t know maybe
22. Have you ever fallen prey to an internet scam?No
23. Have you ever made an idiot of yourself in front of a crush?Probably but I can’t recall
24. Have you ever argued with an authority figure only to find out you were VERY wrong?nope
25. Have you ever been in jail?nope
26. Have you ever come to the realization that you've been walking around with your pants zipper down, or with a hole in your pants?yeah my zipper sometimes
27. Have you ever accidentally walked in on someone in the bathroom?yes my mom
28. Have you ever accidentally told someone you loved them?yes
29. Have you ever accidentally called someone mom or dad?no
30. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?yes in 10th grade on my English teacher. Only year I did school work
31. Have you ever had a crush on/fantasized about a cartoon character?I mean I’ve never had a crush but sure I’ve masterbated to some before
32. Have you ever eaten at a restaurant only to find out the bill was WAY more than you could pay?No
33. Have you ever spilled drink or food at a restaurant?yes
34. Have you ever been denied a kiss on a first date?no
35. Have you ever been caught trying to cheat, scam, or steal?I’ve had some close calls shop lifting as a kid
36. Have you ever set off a store alarm while trying to exit?lol yup
37. Do you get zits in noticeable places?yes but not often
38. Have you ever had your pubic hair get snagged by your clothes?um no
39. Have you ever gotten a REALLY bad itch on your genitals while in public, so you couldn't scratch it?i don’t give a fuck if I’m itchy I scratch
40. Have you ever finished on the toilet only to find out that there's no more toilet paper, then have to do the "Walk of Shame" to the closet (or, if in a public bathroom, to the next stall) to find some?yeah it sucks