[Chappers]

1. What’s the first thing you do when you wake up in the morning?
Check my smartphone for WhatApps messages, facebook, news and sport. Then shower.

2. What’s the last thing you to before you go to bed? Turn off the light.

3. How many alarms do you set in the morning? Just the one.

4. Do you eat breakfast in the morning? Yes, normally involving eggs and fruit.

5. Do you snack before bedtime? Sometimes, toastie (grilled chesse sandwich), or some chocolate.

6. Do you check getDare while you’re in bed? If you do, do you check it more often in the AM or PM? PM, when I'm horny.

7. Do you prefer morning or evening orgasms? Both

8. Do you prefer to shower in the morning or night? Morning. Only shower in the evening after tennis or gym.

9. What is your morning routine like? As above, shower, shave, brush teeth, gel hair, get dressed, breakfast, make packed lunch, grab tie and glasses and run for the bus.

10. What is your evening routine like? Either out with friends or girlfriend, watching Netflix or playing around with laptop (on here and playing Football Manager.)

Yes, I'm getting boring.