[BabyWeirdo]

Simple enough, three glassess/bottles with chocolate milk are going to decide your fate this weekend. Try to use colored glasses /sippy cups/bottles to make it harder to distinguish which one is which. Make each about half a glass, around 4 oz of chocolate milk, trying to use an off-brand if you can so it will all taste a bit funny. Put a dose of 2 oz of castor oil in the first one (there'll be no masking that one's taste!). Put a half dose of chocolate laxatives in the second (probably one square), a double dose of chocolate laxatives in the third (probably four squares) and a bar of melted dark chocolate or some other weird flavoring in both the second and third to try and mask the flavor of the chocolate laxatives. Add a bit more milk to the second and third if you can to make them all look about the same size, then mix them up nicely and put them in the fridge. Whenever you take them out, do your best to do so without looking at the glass at all (do it by feel), and give it a stir with something so that you won't know what you have in your hands, even if it's the oil, until the taste hits your mouth. You probably won't even be able to tell with the two "chocolatey" ones how much trouble you're going to be making in your diapers.

The day before you do your dare, the toilet is off-limits for #2 after you wake up, and you're going to put on as many diapers as you want before going to bed. The day you do this you must drink about a cup (250ml) of water every hour on the hour, or you can drink it earlier if you like. But it must be plain old water, if you want anything else to drink that doesn't count for this total. The toilet is off-limits the whole day, and you are only allowed three diaper changes (so three changes, starting with whenever you change the diapers you were in since last night). To make it even more interesting, your diaper(s) should be under dark plastic pants if you have them, or at least under some sweat pants or the like and only "checked" every hour on the hour (same time you drink your water). This check doesn't mean you have to change your diapers, but it should be the only time you're allowed to see how full they are and have an opportunity to change them. Also, when you've changed your diapers you aren't allowed to check/change them again at the next hour mark. That means you must wait until at least two hours after they've been changed to check them again. One last detail - Every diaper change upgrades that hour's drink from 250ml to 750ml during the next hour. To make it easy, you could just drink 500ml while you're changing yourself.

To be very specific about the checking/change process, and to prevent any unnecessary time out-of-diapers or possible temptations to use the big boy potty, you will only be allowed to "check" your diaper for the first two minutes after the hour mark. So it if was 3:00, you have until 3:02 to decide if you want a change. After deciding you want a change, you have until 3:05 (3:04:59 really) to have the tapes secured on your new diaper(s), and plastic pants back up. If it hits 3:05 and you aren't secured back in your diaper(s), that change will cost you two changes (you lose an additional change).

You're allowed as many double/triple diapers and stuffers as you want to help make sure you don't leak. Oh, and if you do leak at all out of your plastic pants? Well you shouldn't have been wearing such flimsy diapers. You will lose one of your remaining changes if you have one. You can add more diapers/stuffers onto your current diaper(s) when losing a change because of this, but otherwise won't have a chance to change until the next hour like normal. You can't be punished twice for the 'same' leaky diaper in the same hour. But if you choose not to change during the next hour mark and leak again the following hour, you can lose another change.

If you don't have any remaining changes and are required to use one (ex: due to a leaky diaper), you can change into a new diapers all you want on the hour for the rest of the dare - because it must be at least a double diaper, and you will be wearing only double diapers until a full 24 hours after you started this dare as a punishment for not wearing thicker diapers! If this happens you can stop drinking water after the 12 hours of the dare, but must continue to only check/change your diaper on the hour marks. Every change will still warrant a full 750ml of water though, even if you are dont with the main part of the dare.

Now that you know the rules - let's get started. You should already be in diapers first thing since wakin up today. Set a timer for 3 hours. Take a six-sided die and roll it to start, if it's 1-2 you will drink the first bottle in your fridge (random order), 3-4 the second, and 5-6 the third. After the three hours on the timer, you'll roll again. If you roll the "same" bottle position, you don't have to do anything special, you got lucky. Otherwise, you must drink the bottle you rolled. Reset the timer one more time (so for 6 hour after you started), and repeat this process. If you're a very, very unlucky baby you'll get the joy of castor oil first, and I'm quite sure you won't last long before making a mess of your diapers! But if you're a lucky baby you might just have a half dose of senna in some chocolate milk so that you have a chance of only wetting your diapers. When the timer goes off a third time (9 hours after you started), you'll probably be done (though you may have to live with some consequences if your third bottle tasted a bit oily, or if you had too many leaky diapers). Before you change out of likely very messy diapers, log on to GetDare send me a report of how it went. You can write this as you're going along as well to help get out of those diapers a bit faster at the end. I reserve the right to give you a punishment for incomplete or overly short write-ups!

While you're drinking your milk, you should space out your day so you eat lunch before or with your second bottle, and dinner after your third (so you get at least some nutrition after all those possible laxatives). For example, starting your timer around 9:00am means you should wait to eat lunch until at least around 12:00. Enjoy wetting your diapers and hoping that the "chocolate milk" didn't have any surprises for you!