Well.... I did the self bondage. Here's my report.
Before I started, I decided I wanted to glam things up. Usually, Sir just wants me stark naked, but since he's on holiday and this was my self bondage, I got to decide
So, I put on my hold up stockings and my killer-porn-heels. This made me feel very sexy and it made the rest of me feel even more naked. I inserted my big but plug too. Then, I put on my ankle cuffs. You can see this in the attached picture, as well as the horrible hemp rope. My wrist cuffs went on as well.
I set up the dildo and my deepthroat app for 250 in my living room. I also tied the clothes pins to a length of string and fixed it to a bench in my hallway. The string was 3 metres too short to reach my phone, so I was going to have to pull the clothes pins off my nipples while crawling. Then, I set a timer for 1 hour and 5 minutes. The 5 minutes gave me enough time to get into position and tie myself up.
I went into the hallway (my starting point). The clothes pins went on my nipples.
I tied the hemp crotch rope around my waist, passed it between my legs and got down on my belly. I tied the end to my ankle cuffs (I deeply regretted this later on).
I had pre-attached a rope to my ankle cuffs. I used it to pull my feet towards my wrists and I tied it to the link connecting my wrist cuffs.
Then came the hardest part: closing the Velcro wrist cuffs while they were under a lot of tension from my feet pulling on the rope. I did succeed though, and then I was immobilised.
I had to stay tied up for 1 hour. But I also had to do my 250 deep throats at the other end of my house before the hour was done or I would get a very painful nipple caning.
So, I started crawling. Well...It wasn't really crawling... It was trying to move, but hardly getting anywhere. I couldn't use my knees to propel myself forward, because my legs were tied back and I pulled painfully on the crotch rope when I moved. I was laying on my front and on the clothes pins and moving hurt very much. So I rolled onto my side. This gave me a little wiggle room and I managed to move a few centimeters at a time. I also regretted wearing the high heels, because they were in the way basically, but I decided to keep them on. I was feeling rather sexy. So very slowly, and awkwardly, I moved into the living room. I turned on my back and shuffled forwards some more centimeters. Then back on my side, try to do some more centimeters. This was a very laborious process because I had tried myself rather tightly.
Just when I was finally getting some momentum, the string attached to the clothes pins went taut. I knew that I had reached the point where I had to pull them off. This took me a long time. It hurt so much and I couldn't find the courage to do so. But time was ticking away, and I still had to do the 250 deepthroats. So after a while, I took a deep breath and wiggled forwards a little. One clothes pin slid off. It hurt so much and the other one was still attached! I think I layed there for about 5 minutes until I had gathered the courage to pull off the other one. It was a huge relief when I'd finally done it.
2 more metres too crawl, and I reached the dildo.
I started on my deepthroats, determined to get it over with fast, but the position I was in didn't make it easy at all! I gagged and choked. Drool and snot was everywhere. I wasn't feeling so sexy anymore. I had to pause often because the gagging was so bad. It took me 22 minutes in total. I added a screen shot of the app.
I was starting to feel a bit desperate because I couldn't see the timer and I knew I had taken a long time to reach the dildo. But I finished in time. Afterwards, I still had to wait to untie myself. I was exhausted and didn't really have the strength to crawl anywhere, so I just layed my head down on the floor to rest...Forgetting about the huge puddle of drool I had created... My face and hair got all wet and gross. I still couldn't get comfortable, the crotch rope pulled on my pussy so bad. I tried turning on my sides and back a few times, but nothing helped anymore. In the end I just gave up and endured the torment, until finally, thankfully, the timer went off.
I untied myself, cleaned up the puddle and my face and had a huge orgasm right there on the floor.
I didn't take a picture of me in the hogtie, because it's both to difficult too do so, and pictures are still a limit. I did enjoy taking the picture of my cuffed legs though and I feel comfortable sharing that, as an exception.
Here's hoping some more people are going to join this thread! It will be nice to see some other ideas being executed.