1. When did you last get a surprise boner and where?
At work, while standing up on the tills serving customers
2. How do you hide boners?
Usually sit down but otherwise either slightly hunch myself or pretend its not a boner and leave it
3. What is the least sexual thing that has given you an erection?
Absailing
4. Have you ever "jizzed in your pants" or pre-cummed or whatever it's called?
Often
5. Where? When? And what were you doing?
Too many times, all the time
6. What's your most embarrassing erection story?
I've never had an embarassing one - I guess no-one has ever noticed and I've never cared
7. Have you ever failed when trying to get hard?
Nope
8. How long does it take you to get hard?
Not long, almost instant 
9. What's the length of your boner?
Bout 5 1/2 inches
10. Do you get them easily or do you need physical contact ect?
I get them easily all the time, I'm always horny and always thinking of sexual things