[amethyst353]

Would you rather...?

1. ... sleep in a big old used garbage can for a week OR
   sleep in suspension bondage for a week?
   I can handle being sore, I don't do dirty well though
   
2. ... get a clit (not hood) or penis head piercing OR
   get an asshole tattoo?
   piercings scare me
   
3. ... lick a strangers face all over OR
   let a stranger lick your face all over?
   I can clean my face quick, tongue feeling gross lasts a while
   
4. ... give oral to the next 5 people you see OR
   french kiss the next 5 people you see?
   
5. ... for the rest of your life be horny 24/7 but never allowed to cum OR
   for the rest of your life never be horny but have an instant orgasm at any unexpected moment?
   More fun I guess?
   
6. ... have to honestly answer any question anybody asks you anytime (and this does mean no limits) OR
   never be allowed to talk ever again?
   It worked out well for Jim Carey in the end
   
7. ... use a communal public toilet (so together with others) for a week OR
   live in a house with only glass walls but a private toilet for a month?
   I already sleep by an open sliding door that's easy to peer in to
   
8. ... eat a piece of soap OR
   eat a piece of chocolate that came out of your ass?
   
9. ... masturbate with nettles OR
   wipe your ass with nettles?
   
10. ... customs opening your carry-on bag and going through your toys at the airport in front of you and others OR
    the metal detector beeping because you forgot your metal butt plug which they will find when taking you apart in private?
    
11. ... be able to see through anybody's clothes OR
    be able to read anybody's mind?
    
12. ... be able to teleport anywhere you wanted but you can only do so naked and not take anything OR
    have the hottest body you could ever wish for but never be able to travel further than 100 kilometers?
    

Bonus points if you explain why you made each choice.[/QUOTE]