A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, where did I come from?"
The father answers: "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!"
You're Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.com. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-café. We sneaked into a secluded room, I upgraded my floppy to a stiffy and then your Mom agreed to do a download from my hard drive.
As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little Pop-up appeared and said:
"You've Got Male"
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If real is what you can feel, smell, taste and see, then 'real' is simply electrical signals
interpreted by your brain. Morpheus (The Matrix).
Likes: Coffee
Will Try: Tea
Limits: Will not eat baby food.
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