[BR1985]

Some rules to follow until you've completed all of the tasks you're given in this thread:-

Sleep on the floor wearing only your blue underwear and a pair of socks.
Every morning when you wake up, gag yourself with the underwear and edge.
Your first piss every morning is to go in to a glass and either be poured over your head while still wearing the underwear, or drunk.
You must always sit down to use the toilet, and you may not use toilet roll.
Every night before bed, spending 30 minutes fucking your ass with something.
All meals must be eaten on the floor where possible.
Each day, add up how many times you piss, and how many times you poo. Multiply this number by 10 and write a sheet of lines "I am a disobedient boy and must learn to follow my rules". I expect to see proof of this every day.

Have fun.