1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year?(tell us what is is)
I would choose the sleepwear, it is an emoji set because my kids love emojis 
2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key?
The walking! It's much less embarrassing and might not be public. Staying in stocks in a public place all night sounds awful.
3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating?
My mom doesn't care. So my dad.
4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby?
A baby. At least they don't go to the vets or eat from the floor!
5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls?
Girls. Around guys would be too awkward.
6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass or wait a week until it falls out?(its on a low vibrate the whole time)
wait a week. Much less embarrassing.
7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush?
Pole I guess. I don't really care.
8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot)
well, I'm allergic to both, so I don't know
Both guys and girls can answer the next 2 just for fun
9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect?
15 inch. 3 is too small.
10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size? A cup. I don't know why, but F seems too big for me.
11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail?
A bunny tail! Imagine all the comments I'd get!
12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot?
At an airport I guess.
13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours?
Butt plug. I hate drool.
14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip?
Opposite genders undies. I don't really want a jungle (even if it's not literally one!)
15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted?(who was it)
The next stranger, if I had their permission. Last person I texted was my mom and we're both female...
16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month?
On Facebook. The fridge would be where my kids could see it.