[LittleAmyP]

Would you rather...?

1) ... sleep in a big old used garbage can for a week OR
sleep in suspension bondage for a week?

BECAUSE IT'S CLEANER

2) ... get a clit (not hood) or penis head piercing OR
get an asshole tattoo?

BECAUSE IT'S KINDA A FANTASY OF ME, BUT I WOULD NEVER CONSIDER TO GET IT

3) ... lick a strangers face all over OR
let a stranger lick your face all over?

BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO TASTE THE STRANGER

4) ... give oral to the next 5 people you see OR
french kiss the next 5 people you see?

BECAUSE GIVING ORAL IS TOO INTIMATE

5) ... for the rest of your life be horny 24/7 but never allowed to cum OR
for the rest of your life never be horny but have an instant orgasm at any unexpected moment?

BECAUSE I LIKE TO GET AN ORGASM, THE FIRST OPTION WOULD BE TOO FRUSTRATING

6) ... have to honestly answer any question anybody asks you anytime (and this does mean no limits) OR
never be allowed to talk ever again?

BECAUSE I LIKE TALKING TOO MUCH

7) ... use a communal public toilet (so together with others) for a week OR
live in a house with only glass walls but a private toilet for a month?

BECAUSE IT'S JUST FOR A WEEK

8) ... eat a piece of soap OR
eat a piece of chocolate that came out of your ass?

BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO EAT ANYTHING THAT CAME OUT OF MY ASS

9) ... masturbate with nettles OR
wipe your ass with nettles?

BECAUSE I WAS ONCE STUPID ENOUGH TO DO THE FIRST OPTION SO I KNOW THAT THE SECOND OPTION WOULD BE EVEN MORE PAINFUL FOR ME

10) ... customs opening your carry-on bag and going through your toys at the airport in front of you and others OR
the metal detector beeping because you forgot your metal butt plug which they will find when taking you apart in private?

BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE THINGS IN MY ASS

11) ... be able to see through anybody's clothes OR
be able to read anybody's mind?

BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO SEE EVERYBODY NAKED

12) ... be able to teleport anywhere you wanted but you can only do so naked and not take anything OR
have the hottest body you could ever wish for but never be able to travel further than 100 kilometers?

BECAUSE TELEPORTING IS FUCKING COOL