[cacti]

1 a guy with stds nut all over ur face
2 a female squirts on ur face while shes on her period better than HIV

1 take 2 dicks in the puss
2 swallow 2 dicks at once balls deep my ass isn't ready for 1 dick, fuck 2.

1 blindfold ur bf/gf while ur best friend fucks them and they never find out who ut was
2 beblindfolded and listen to ur bf/gf fuck ur best friend telling them they r the best they ever had

1 lick ur mans cum out of another females puss Just sounds sexier in every way
2 suck another females cum off ur mans dick

1 get fisted by a man with hands covered in poison ivy - still better than an std
2 get fucked by a man with herpes on his cock

laying on ur back
1 get deep throat fucked by a 10" fat cock - less likely to die
2 have a 300 lb female ride ur face

only have 1 sex partner for the rest of ur life
1 a virgin sex goddess slave who does anything/everything u ask but she can never shave any hair off her body or wear deodorant
2 twin sister prostitutes (blonde/botoxed/boob jobs) with stretched out vags that flap around ur tiny penis

ur bf/gf cheats on u
1 with someone of the opposite sex
2 someone of the same sex - idk, cheating is cheating

run a train on a female
1 she squirts every guys jizz load all over u as u pound her in the vag
2 u fuck her face and make her lick u clean

during sex without notice
1 bf/gf's finger goes in ur ass - 10 million times better than bestiality
2 dog licks ur butthole entire session

get caught having sex
1 by ur parents parents know what's up, kids might not.
2 by ur kids