Monkey and I were talking, and we're quite underwhelmed by the lack of embarrassing questions that make up most so-called "humiliating" truth threads. Thus, we have come up with a list of questions that we think most people would
really be too embarrassed to answer. Or, at least, they're awkward as hell.
(This questionnaire works best if you answer in detail.
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1. Have you ever peed your pants in school?
[b]nope [\b]
2. Have you ever ACCIDENTALLY peed yourself as an adult?
[b]yes! I was working one time and we were nowhere near a toilet, or even a tree and there were kids, make and females around. I was bursting to piss for hours and finally i was doing something like reaching up for something and i just let go and i couldn't stop [\b]
3. Have you ever been caught naked by your parent(s)/child(ren)?
[b]yes to both. Both in the past few years. Both coming home unexpectedly. I was also caught by my gran half-way though shaving my pubes.[\b]
4. Have you ever caught your parent(s) naked?
[b]i walked in on them fucking when i was a teenager. As they got older (and so did i) they became less bother about being seen naked. [\b]
5. Have you ever had your sexuality or kink outed to a family member?
[b]my brother caught me in an elaborate ice reverse rope bondage one time. I never told his fiance about his other, younger girlfriend. [\b]
6. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn you were related?
[b]does it count if I knew beforehand? [\b]
7. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn they were married?
[b]yes. [\b]
8. Have you ever been caught having sex or masturbating by your parent(s)/child(ren)?
[b]my mom caught me jerking off a couple of times before she got the lock on my bedroom fixed. Not the first time she saw me boned but thats another story. My then gfs dad caught us screwing on the couch in his loving room. [\b]
9. Have you ever caught your parent(s)/child(ren) having sex?
[b]parents [\b]
10. Have you ever been caught farting in a public (polite) area?
[b]of course. [\b]
11. Have you ever had an upset stomach on a date that ended in diarrhea, gas, or vomiting?
[b]nope [\b]
12. Have you ever been called out for having smelly gas?
[b]nope [\b]
13. Have you ever had a credit card declined and/or had to endure the "Walk of Shame" while returning your items because you can't buy them?
[b] yes. Groceries, and one time, condoning and lube. My walked had no cash in it.[\b]
14. Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs in the company of others?
[b] nope [\b]
15. Have you ever sent an AWFUL drunk text, or drunk-dialed someone?
[b] oh, heaps [\b]
16. Have you ever been caught talking behind someone's back, by the person you're talking about?
[b]does an accidentally ccd email count?email [\b]
16. Have you ever accidentally sent a scathing text message about someone to the person it's about?
[b] email [\b]
17. Have you ever accidentally sent a "sext message" to an unintended contact?[b] a force employer received a beautiful lit and posed nude[\b]
18. Have you ever clogged a toilet after pooping?
[b]yes. A few times. [\b]
19. If you experience periods, have you ever bled through your clothes?
20. If you died right now, what would be the most embarrassing thing someone would find in your house?
[b] porn stash, 'toys' [\b]
21. Are there any unwanted nude photos of you floating around the internet? [b]yes [\b]
22. Have you ever fallen prey to an internet scam?
[b] nope [\b]
23. Have you ever made an idiot of yourself in front of a crush?
[b]yes [\b]
24. Have you ever argued with an authority figure only to find out you were VERY wrong?[b] probably [\b]
25. Have you ever been in jail?[b]nope [\b]
26. Have you ever come to the realization that you've been walking around with your pants zipper down, or with a hole in your pants?[b] zipper down and commando doing a work presentation [\b]
27. Have you ever accidentally walked in on someone in the bathroom?
[b] sure, lots of times.[\b]
28. Have you ever accidentally told someone you loved them?
[b] nope [\b]
29. Have you ever accidentally called someone mom or dad?[b]nope [\b]
30. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?[b] my kids teacher [\b]
31. Have you ever had a crush on/fantasized about a cartoon character?[b]nope [\b]
32. Have you ever eaten at a restaurant only to find out the bill was WAY more than you could pay?[b]more than i expected to pay, yes. [\b]
33. Have you ever spilled drink or food at a restaurant?[b]sure [\b]
34. Have you ever been denied a kiss on a first date?[b] nope [\b]
35. Have you ever been caught trying to cheat, scam, or steal?[b] shoplifting as a child [\b]
36. Have you ever set off a store alarm while trying to exit?[b]yes. But only in error. [\b]
37. Do you get zits in noticeable places?[b]not any more [\b]
38. Have you ever had your pubic hair get snagged by your clothes?[b] got it caught in zipper a few times. [\b]
39. Have you ever gotten a REALLY bad itch on your genitals while in public, so you couldn't scratch it?
40. Have you ever finished on the toilet only to find out that there's no more toilet paper, then have to do the "Walk of Shame" to the closet (or, if in a public bathroom, to the next stall) to find some?