1. Have you ever peed your pants in school?
Probably, im not entirley sure as my memory of school is a bit... non existant.
2. Have you ever ACCIDENTALLY peed yourself as an adult?
I once wet the bed while I was drunk. But thankfully no where in public.
3. Have you ever been caught naked by your parent(s)/child(ren)?
Nope, once by my sister though..
4. Have you ever caught your parent(s) naked?
Not my parents, but my grandparents. I was brought up by them so I think that counts, and they had a habit of not locking the bathroom door because the lock got jammed one time. So it was kinda inevitable.
5. Have you ever had your sexuality or kink outed to a family member?
Ive had a few close calls, but no. Once where I accidentally left my tights in the wash while my Grandparents were doing it (yes they still do my washing, my granny would get upset if i stoped her (trust me ive tried)), and once when i left a tag for a sex toy in my trouser pocket and put it in the wash.
6. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn you were related?
N/a Virgin here
7. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn they were married?
N/a Virgin here
8. Have you ever been caught having sex or masturbating by your parent(s)/child(ren)?
Yep, once when i was kid i was caught looking at porn. Blame the fact that the computer was located in the front room and i was a horny teenager. Awkward as fuuuuuck! I was also caught by my sisters once when they barged into my room and I butt naked jerking off.
9. Have you ever caught your parent(s)/child(ren) having sex?
Nope, thank god.
10. Have you ever been caught farting in a public (polite) area?
Well i once acidently let one rip in a martial arts dojo. Thankfully there was so much noise I could play it off as it being my sliding on the ground.
11. Have you ever had an upset stomach on a date that ended in diarrhea, gas, or vomiting?
Ive... never been on a date soooo...... yeah no.
12. Have you ever been called out for having smelly gas?
Yeah. But meh, if your gas doesnt stink your doing it wrong.
13. Have you ever had a credit card declined and/or had to endure the "Walk
of Shame" while returning your items because you can't buy them?
Yep, my bank decided to shut down my card for no apparent reason.
14. Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs in the company of others?
Yep, quite a few times. The stairs at my primary school werent exactly safe.
15. Have you ever sent an AWFUL drunk text, or drunk-dialed someone?
Nope
16. Have you ever been caught talking behind someone's back, by the person you're talking about?
Not unintentionally.
16. Have you ever accidentally sent a scathing text message about someone to the person it's about?
Nope
17. Have you ever accidentally sent a "sext message" to an unintended contact?
Yeah, but it was nothing important.
18. Have you ever clogged a toilet after pooping?
Yes, giant bear shits and old people water regulated baby flushes do not mix. Tmi but you asked.
19. If you experience periods, have you ever bled through your clothes?
N/a
20. If you died right now, what would be the most embarrassing thing someone would find in your house?
My corpse. When someone dies there bowels expel waste so.... it wont be a pretty sight. But besides my rotting body, id have to go with my large sex toy collection, or my porn collection on my computer. Seriously if i right a will it will have a destroy my computer without looking at it clause. 
21. Are there any unwanted nude photos of you floating around the internet?
None with my face on them, I think. There was this one time where I used a blackmail program on fetlife soo...... there might be some traces left with my face pics, but i think they are all deleted. Besides that there is a video of my peeing over a pillow. (Dont. Ask)
22. Have you ever fallen prey to an internet scam?
I havent.
23. Have you ever made an idiot of yourself in front of a crush?
Yep all the damn time, from stuttering to making bad jokes.
24. Have you ever argued with an authority figure only to find out you were VERY wrong?
Not really
25. Have you ever been in jail?
No, and i hope to god that i never will be.
26. Have you ever come to the realization that you've been walking around with your pants zipper down, or with a hole in your pants?
Yep, all the damn time. I seriously dont know how it happens.
27. Have you ever accidentally walked in on someone in the bathroom?
Quite a few times, my grandparents forbid us from locking the bathroom door because it got jammed once. Sooo yeah.
28. Have you ever accidentally told someone you loved them?
Nope.
29. Have you ever accidentally called someone mom or dad?
Nope.
30. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?
Nope.
31. Have you ever had a crush on/fantasized about a cartoon character?
Yep. Ive played enougth porn games after all.
32. Have you ever eaten at a restaurant only to find out the bill was WAY more than you could pay?
Nope.
33. Have you ever spilled drink or food at a restaurant?
Yep, I accidently knocked a glass coke bottle off the table at a restraunt once. GLASS EVERYWHERE!
34. Have you ever been denied a kiss on a first date?
Never been on a date soooooo nope.
35. Have you ever been caught trying to cheat, scam, or steal?
I refuse to answer that question without a lawyer present.
36. Have you ever set off a store alarm while trying to exit?
All the damn time.
37. Do you get zits in noticeable places?
yep, All the damn time. My face in particular.
38. Have you ever had your pubic hair get snagged by your clothes?
No actually, come to think of it im kinda surprised that hasn't happened.
39. Have you ever gotten a REALLY bad itch on your genitals while in public, so you couldn't scratch it?
God yes, the amount of times ive had itchy balls in public.
40. Have you ever finished on the toilet only to find out that there's no more toilet paper, then have to do the "Walk of Shame" to the closet (or, if in a public bathroom, to the next stall) to find some?
Yep, its more the powerwalk of oh shit than the walk of shame but yeah.