You are going to make a mess both up and down stairs. Every 5 minutes you're going to alternate between applying a thick coating of a substance below to your head or to the area covered by your underwear.
The substances start to get worse the longer the time goes on...You can call it quite after just 10 minutes if you want (the second substance), BUT if you do you're going to have an open mouth swirly with the remaining condiments dumped in the toilet bowl. Whether you start applying things to your head or to your downstairs is up to you, just remember to alternate every 5 minutes.
Don't go crazy with the quantities but make sure you are coated.
Shaving foam
Whipped cream
Mushed banana
Jam
Ice cream
Custard
Tinned tomato soup
Tomato Ketchup
Syrup
Honey
Molasses
Mayonnaise
Mustard
Salad Dressing
Tuna
Wet cat food
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