1. What's your favorite kind of porn to watch? Why does it turn you on?
Public flashing/nudity
2. Have you ever masturbated to the thought of a friend or peer? Were you able to look them in the eye afterwards?
Yep and yep
3. A family members walks in on you during a sexual act. Would you rather be giving oral sex or receiving oral sex when they come in?
Either/or/both
4. What character would you like to fuck the most from the last movie you watched? The one you'd least like to?
Kate beckensale (underworld). Don't know the names of the other women in it
5. Do you prefer girls to be shaved or have pubic hair?
Shaved or landing strip
6. Do you like armpit hair (on either gender) or is the sight of it a huge turn off for you?
It's a turn off
7. What was the most humiliating dare you've ever done or given to someone?
Streaking down a street carrying a tiki torch
8. What's the weirdest thing you've ever done for sexual pleasure?
Can't think of any
9. A celebrity sends you nudes by accidents. Pick who you would want it to be if it was a girl and if it was a boy. Answer for both.
Elizabeth hurley! For the guy, don't care. They would go straight to the tabloids! lol
10. Your phone malfunctions and posts your nudes onto your social media. What site would you prefer it be on?
I don't do social media
11. A gun is held to your head, and the robber tells you that you will either eat his ass or get fucked by his dog. Which one do you decide to choose?
Say I'd eat his ass and when he turned around I'd kill him
12. Boys: do you like having your balls sucked?
Yep
13. Thirteen is an unlucky number. Has anything bad ever happened to you during sex/while masturbating (I.e. you hit your head, you started bleeding, you got cum in your eye)?
Oh yeah. Fell off the bed. Ripped my knee on a staple in the carpet. Lube we were using wasn't very good and like instantly went dry on us.
14. What's a kink that you used to dislike but now find really hot?
No change
15. Would you prefer to watch porn you find disgusting and be forced to masturbate, or would you rather watch your favorite kind of porn but not be allowed to touch yourself?
Favorite and no touch
16. Would you rather someone pee or cum in your ass?
Niether
17. Describe your ideal sexual partner (in terms of appearance). If you're pan or bi, describe one of each gender.
Female
18. Your best friend finds out about the last way you masturbated. What is it that they learn about you?
In the shower
19. What's the weirdest kink you've ever heard of?
Farting
20. If forced, would you rather have hot wax poured on your nipples or have them electro shocked?
Wax
21. What is something that you have always wanted to try sexually, but haven't done yet?
Strangers watching
22. You find out that your partner (real or imaginary) has a huge kink. What do you hope it is?
Exhibition
23. Do you prefer to be slapped in the face with a dick or a hand?
Hand. Either one, your getting hit back with a fist.
24. Do you like being called/calling other people derogatory names (I.e. slut, pig, cum slut)? How does it make you feel and why do you like it?
Not really.
25. If you could choose one fictional character from a book to come alive and have sex with you, who would it be?
Can't think of any off hand
26. Pretend that you have a master/mistress. She/he tells you that you can not cum until they either spank your ass until it's bruised or finger your pussy/give you a handjob with toothpaste or Icy Hot as lube. Which one do you choose?
Spank
27. You do something that you know you aren't supposed to do and get in trouble with your master/mistress. What will they deny you and what punishment could they give that would hurt you the most?
Attention
28. Would you rather have anal and accidentally have it get messy, or have oral where you/your partner gags and throws up?
Both kinda ruins the mood, so no winner here. Whatever ones easier to clean up
29. A friend on GetDare sends you some very sexual proof pics, and you realize that it is your boss/favorite teacher. What do you do with the pics and the information?
Shut up
30. You go out with you friends and get incredibly drunk. Your friends talk you into going to a tattoo and piercings shop, but you pass out when you get there after telling the workers to do "Whatever they wanted." When you wake up, what are the humiliating things they've done to you?
I've never gotten that stupid.
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