1)fill your underwear with ice and pie yourself with 9 pies
2)put three eggs in your mouth, duct tape mouth shut, then pour custard on the floor and swim in it
3)pie yourself in the crotch and ass.
4)stand in a large bucket (or bath tub)so everything that falls off of you from now on is collected in the bucket
5)stay in the bucket for the rest of the potato. pour two tins of baked beans over your head for each dare in this chain.
6) get a jam donut and fuck it until the jam inside falls out
7) dump a bowl of cake batter over your head.
8) make yourself a bikini by spraying whipped cream onto yourself
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