[orophins]

Get out 10 pair of underwear. If you don't have many many, go buy a few more pairs. Go to the bathroom for the last time before starting, and then drink 1L of water. Once you're done with that liter, get out a diaper and poke at least two holes all the way through the plastic lining every inch along the diaper, then set a timer for 20 minutes.

Drink 500ml of water/juice, put on a pair of underwear on top of what you're wearing and then start the timer after you have it on. Repeat this process of 500ml of water, another pair of underwear over top of what you're wearing, and restarting the timer for 20 minutes once you're done. After you have on 3 pairs of underwear, put a clothes peg on one nipple, and after 6 pairs put one on the other. After 9 pairs, you must put your hand under warm running water for 5 minutes.

If you wet during this process, your diaper will help up to a point, but then you're going to be wetting your underwear just like the giant baby you probably are. Once you have all ten pairs of underwear on, set a timer for the final 20 minutes, and go sit down on the toilet with a bowl of warm water. Put the bowl of warm water in your lap, start the timer, and leave both hands in the warm water until the timer is up.

After this is all done, if you haven't wet your diaper at all yet, congratulations, you have about 6L of liquid that's got to be desperately trying to get out of your system! You're done and can go to the potty. If you wet at all, however. You must carefully get off each pair of underwear. For every pair of underwear that has even a spot of wetness on it, you aren't allowed to change out of your current diaper for that many hours. You can, however, put on another diaper over top of it to catch the leaks, and change that diaper as much as you want. You can take off the clothes pins as it would likely be too painful to leave them on for that long.

If 6 or more pairs of underwear are wet, you must also take a suppository or enema before starting your hours in diapers. Before you change out of your diapers once these hours are up, send me a report including how many pairs of underwear you went through.