[Nonchalant]

Lost a bet and had to take this, poor me:

#1 50 Claps supported by second hand
#2 Tie Balls
#3 50 with each hand
#4 untie Balls
#5 150 with a ruler to the right nut
#6 redo all
#1 25 Slaps to each ball + 50 Claps supported by second hand + 100 second squeeze + 25 flicks for each
#2 untied balls
#3 250 whacks with bristle side of hairbrush
#4 untied
#5 250 whacks with bristle side of hairbrush
#6 skip
#7 No cd
#8 250 with bristle side of hairbrush + 100 with the back of hairbrsuh
#9 tie balls
#10 100 with a wooden spoon
#11 proceed
#12 untie
#13 you are done.

That totals in:
100 Claps supported, 150 with a hand, 750 with the bristle side of a hairbrush, 100 with a hairbrush, 100 with a wooden spoon 50 flicks 150 with a ruler and 100 seconds squeez.
Or totals in 1350 hits 50 flicks and 100 seconds squeez.

Thanks for the creative task.