1. How long is your left big toe in centimeters?
3,5
2. What is on and/or inside your nightstand right now?
Alarn clock, lotion, water bottle, vibtater, clamps, tissues
3. How large is the booger you can pick from your nose right now?
None
4. How many pieces of toilet paper do you usually use when you wipe your arse?
3
5. What does your right finger smell like right now?
Almond soap
6. If you stand up straight in the shower and look down, can you see your toes?
Nope
7. What color is your ass right now?
Whitest of whites
8. Do you currently have any dirt under your fingernails?
No
9. Can you suck on your own nipples?
Just one, the right one
10. How clean is your underwear at this very moment?
Not very clean
11. On a scale of 1 to 10, how weirdly intimate did you find these questions?
8
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