1. How long is your left big toe in centimeters?
4 1/2 cm. I never thought of measuring it before so that's news to me just as everyone else who will read this lol
2. What is on and/or inside your nightstand right now?
A lamp and Stephen King's It
3. How large is the booger you can pick from your nose right now?
If there is any it is microscopic and I can't see it. I have recurring sinus problems and am generally rather OCD-ish about nose stuff so I use tissues any time I feel like there may be something up there.
4. How many pieces of toilet paper do you usually use when you wipe your arse?
Ehhh... I dunno. I just pull on the roll and rip some off. I don't count them.
5. What does your right finger smell like right now?
Pomegranate hand soap.
6. If you stand up straight in the shower and look down, can you see your toes?
Of course.
7. What color is your ass right now?
Kinda white.
8. Do you currently have any dirt under your fingernails?
Nope. I keep my nails short enough that i don't have to worry about that. Why? See answer to your booger question and why I keep my nose clean 
9. Can you suck on your own nipples?
I'm sure I can but don't see why I would.
10. How clean is your underwear at this very moment?
I own only one pair of panties and it is in the dryer as I type this since I just washed them earlier.
11. On a scale of 1 to 10, how weirdly intimate did you find these questions?
Weirdness... 7/10. Intimate? Not so much but funny anyways... 