1. When did you last get a surprise boner and where?
In an assembly about "The item of the Century". Don't ask...
2. How do you hide boners?
Leg Crossing or Pushing Down
3. What is the least sexual thing that has given you an erection?
Somebody said Banana Milkshake, and because of an association in my head...
4. Have you ever "jizzed in your pants" or pre-cummed or whatever it's called?
I just ate a grape and I?... No, no I've not.
5. Where? When? And what were you doing?
If it relates to 4, then N/A. Otherwise, I'm confused.
6. What's your most embarrassing erection story?
I had an erection when falling in a stream. When my clothes stick to my body, it's not difficult to spot
7. Have you ever failed when trying to get hard?
Not as yet..
8. How long does it take you to get hard?
Depends on how horny I be...
9. What's the length of your boner?
25 penis inches. The penis inch equates to approximately *cough* real inches
10. Do you get them easily or do you need physical contact ect?
I get an erection from physical contact more easily, but I get one from other sources too.
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