[Dirty_diaperedDumbo]

Charlie ate a bourbon burger for lunch and an hour later it suddenly hit him. When he got to the restroom no stalls were open so he proceeded to run to the nearest urinal and spray the shit out of his ass all over it. For the next 4 hrs Charlie's bowels gave him issues and he defiled the toilets 6 times before leaving work - and even on his way home in traffic he had to shit himself - what a mess to clean-up.

Ok, everyone. Something to do here:
Urinals: the next time you shit wipe with your hands and smear it on your face - remain so for a half-hour.

All Toilets: the next six times you shit wipe with your hands and spread on face - if out in public, you may swipe with two fingers and lick clean while doing your duty in stall.

Staff: the next time you need to shit do so in or onto your underpants. Smash it in and after an hour scrub them with soap and spit - then suck and spit until they are clean.