#1 - Warm-Up Round
Barehanded Ball Spanks, Medium Intensity
4 - Give your balls a good firm squeeze. Count SLOWLY to 100, then release your balls.
#2 - Are We Tying Those Balls?
Flip a Coin:
Heads - Yes
#3 - A Little Harder Now! (Hard Round Part I)
To be done Firmly, with Intent. Be a man about it and take your medicine.
5 - To just the left ball, do 100 whacks with a wooden spoon.
#4 - What About Those Balls - Are They Tied Now?
Flip a Coin:
Heads - Yes
#5 - Hard Round, Part II
Firm, done with Intent (again)
4 - 100 spanks with the flat side of a hairbrush to your balls.
#6 - Dice Roll of Doom
Where do we go from here?
2 - Repeat Round #5, but roll again, then proceed to #7
#5 - Hard Round, Part II
Firm, done with Intent (again)
6 - Do the Entire Section - Yes, all of them. You poor bastard.
#6 - Dice Roll of Doom
Where do we go from here?
2 - Repeat Round #5, but roll again, then proceed to #7
#7 Cooldown?
Heads - Rest your balls on Ice for 5 minutes.
#8 - Hard Round, Part III
6 - Do #6 from Round #3 and Round #5
#9 Now what about those tied balls?
Flip a Coin:
Heads - Yes
#10 Medium Round Part I
Medium Intensity, Not too soft but not too hard either
1 - 100 with a wooden spoon to both balls
#11 - Dice Roll of Doom Part II
Heads - Return to #7 & start over from there
#12 - If Those Balls Are Tied, Untie Them Now
No Rolling/Flipping Needed
#13 Over Now, or Not Yet?
2 - Edge 10 times, then you may rest your balls.
Amazing!
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