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Originally Posted by Emmyred
On the last day of Christmas, Miss Emmy gave to me...
Twenty-five rubber band snaps
Twenty-four dabs of toothpaste
Twenty-three with a roll of (wrapping) paper
Twenty-two with a heavy book
Twenty-one fairly light ones
Twenty with ice in a sock
Nineteen with a hanger
Eighteen with a bit of knotted rope
Seventeen with a spatula
Sixteen with a wet towel
Fifteen with your favorite tool
Fourteen to the left with a sex toy
Thirteen with a water bottle
Twelve as hard as you can
Eleven with the bristles of a brush
Ten to the left with a fork
Nine while hopping on one foot
Eight with a leather belt
Seven with something silly
Six quite hard with a ruler
FIVE BALL PUNCHES
Four with a heavy shoe
Three with a fruit in a sock,
Two harsh hits with a spoon,
and one snap with a rubber band.
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Thank you boys for your cooperation, and congratulations on your success in finishing my Christmas Song. I hope that you all have a wonderful day and enjoy excellent company.
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Sir has asked me to post my report on this here.
25 wasnt bad at first, but I think I made it worst because I did it on the same place. 24 wasnt bad at first. My first thought was "This isnt as bad as expected" but soon the burning sensation got really sore. 23 wasnt bad at all. 22, Used hardback copy of Magnus Cane and the sword of summer, was very sore, and to stop for a couple seconds after every 5 or so. 21 wasnt terrible, worst bit about it was the bloody toothpaste getting worse with each hit. 20 wasnt as bad as 21 tbh. 19, used flat side of hanger, I expected worse. 18, dont have any rope, so Sir suggested a shoe lace, this was the easiest so far. 17 didnt know how hard to do it, so I did medium hits. Was probably one of the most sore so far.. 16 I was wrong on my previous statement. A wet towel is more sore than a spatula. 15 Didnt have a favourite tool, so I used my PHONE... this one wasnt terrible. 14 I dont have any sex toys, so Sir suggested I do it with something I play with alot, so I used my phone... again. This set with my phone was a little worse than the last, I should really not do these all on the one spot >~> 13 I may have cheated a little with this one, I used an empty bottle, so it was pretty easy. 12 I had to take a little bit of a break between each hit, why does Sir make me do this? ;~; 11 This was within the top 5 most painful so far... 10 Wasnt as bad as I was expecting this to be >~> 9 was pretty easy, probably the easiest one so far, I did light-medium hits. 8 This was quite painfun, the only leather belt I own has metal studs on it(inside of it had sharp edges, so I had to use the studded side) 7 I did my teddy Totoro, so this was easy :P 6 was sore, this combined with all the previous, it nearly brought a tear to my eyes. 5 This has been the worst... I dont want to experience this ever again. 4 dont have any heavy shoes as such, but this was as painful as the book. 3 this was as bad as the book and the shoe. 2 wasnt terrible, but was still really sore. Same as the beginning, just not as bad, as it was 1/25 of the shots :P
EDIT: I hope this will be one of my few posts here, I probably wont be participating in this thread outside of this.