I rolled a 3.
SECTION 1: Masturbation
1: Right hand or left?
Right.
2: Slow or fast?
3: Porn or none?
4: Toys or none?
None.
5: Lubed or dry?
Well I don't use lube, but I get lubed up naturally 
6: Bed or shower?
SECTION 2: Celebrities (in bed)
1: Zac Efron or Leonardo diCaprio?
2: Milla Jovovich (Resident Evil, Ulraviolet) or Cameron Diaz?
I don't know the first one so.. Cameron Diaz.
3: Barack Obama or George Bush?
I guess I'd rather vomit, but Barack?
4: Michelle Obama or Laura Bush?
5: Vanessa Hudgeons or Miley Cyrus?
6: Gerard Butler (Phantom of the Opera (phantom), Nim's Island, P.S. I Love You) or Antonio Banderas?
Gerard..
SECTION 3: Fetishes
1: Feet or piss?
2: Armpits or nipples?
Nipples..
3: Ice cream or pudding?
4: Piercings or tattoos?
5: Caucasian or Asian?
Caucasian
6: Leather or chains?
Chains.
SECTION 4: Pornography
1: Fetish porn or plain old sex?
2: Gay porn or lesbian porn?
Ahh.. both? Can I pick both? lol
3: Furries or rubber?
Furries.
4: Doctor's office or school?
Doctors office would be hotter even though I hate it there..
5: Animated or live-action?
6: Anal or oral?
SECTION 5: Rituals
1: Shower/bathe in the morning or at night?
2: Sleep naked or not?
3: Masturbate in he morning or at night or not at all?
Night.. but can I pick both?
4: Wash hair or body first?
Hair.
5: Put on pants before socks or socks before pants?
Pants before socks.
6: Get online right when you get up or later?
SECTION 6: Oral
1: Teeth or tongue?
Tongue.
2: Head or whole shaft?
Head..
3: Condom or bare?
4: Lube or not?
No.
5: Giving or receiving?
6: Standing or kneeling or sitting?
SECTION 7: Basic Sexy Crap
1: GIRLS: Panties or thong or none or other (specify)?
Panties or boy shorts.
Boys: Boxers, boxer-briefs, briefs, none, or other (specify)?
2: Would you rather a dick (yours or someone else's) be cut or uncut?
3: Virgin ass or not (Yours)?
No.
4: Ice or hot wax?
5: Nose or assh*le?
I don't really understand this question.. I'll do another.
6: Electricity or fire?
Electricity..