[Odressian]

1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year?(tell us what is is)
Last nights sleepwear, I sleep in jeans and a t shirt.
2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key?
Naked in stocks. It raises fewer questions.
3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating?
My mom.
4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby?
A dog, petplay turns me on.
5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls?
Girls, more interesting.
6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass or wait a week until it falls out?(its on a low vibrate the whole time)
Go to the doctor to have it removed. It's easier to do that than wait for a week.
7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush?
Pole dance, I'm good at it.
8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot)
Can of beans.
Both guys and girls can answer the next 2 just for fun
9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect?
3 inch penis. Easier to hide in public, and the 15 inch one makes sex unpleasant for the receiving party.
10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size?
A cup. Not in my way as much.
11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail?
Bunny rabbit tail. More of a turn on.
12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot?
Airport.
13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours?
Buttplug, I normally am wearing one anyways.
14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip?
Opposite genders undies. No one likes a jungle down there.
15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted?(who was it)
Oral to the next stranger.
16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month?
Kitchen fridge.