[This Guy]

1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year?(tell us what is is)
I can't even remember my last Halloween costume. Last night's sleepwear is sweatpants and a T-shirt, so I'm gonna go with that.
2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key?
I'd take the walk.
3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating?
Mom, probably
4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby?
Dog
5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls?
Girls
6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass or wait a week until it falls out?(its on a low vibrate the whole time)
I'd wait a week, assuming it would actually come out after the week :P
7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush?
Lap dance
8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot)
Onion, easy
Both guys and girls can answer the next 2 just for fun
9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect?
3 inch, I think
10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size?
I'd definitely take the F cup
11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail?
Bunny tail, duh!
12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot?
Airport. Then I'd be trapped on the plane with everyone who saw me naked
13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours?
Can I do both?
14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip?
Undies, definitely
15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted?(who was it)
Last person I texted, she's my best friend
16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month?
Fridge