1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year?(tell us what is is)
Sleep naked, but didn't go out last year, so I guess I'm naked for a year
2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key?
Stocks
3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating?
Mom
4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby?
Dog, crawl around and sniff ass, mmmm.
5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls?
Girls, would they humiliate me too?
6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass
or wait a week until it falls out?(its on a low vibrate the whole time)
Doctor. Nice battery there though.
7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush?
Lap.
8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can
of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot)
Both guys and girls can answer the next 2 just for fun 
Beans, farts are such a turn off.
9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect?
15 please.
10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size?
A, smaller gals turn me on
11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail?
Tail.
12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot?
Airport, stripping for uniformed fake police sounds so much hotter then bouncers
13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours?
Butt plug, gags make me, well, gag.
14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite
genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip?
Opposite genders, if she's good with that then even better.
15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted?(who was it)
Next stranger.
16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month?
Fridge.