1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year?(tell us what is is)
I sleep naked, so for practical reasons I guess I'd walk around as Velma from Scooby Doo
2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key?
I live in the centre of a city, so a 2 hour walk would mean I'd have to be super careful and it would get increasingly difficult.. I'd do it
3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating?
Dad. If he saw me watching gay porn (even though he knows I'm gay) it would kill me.
4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby?
I've tried both. I like dog better.
5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls?
Guys. Guys don't care.
6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass or wait a week until it falls out?(its on a low vibrate the whole time)
Wait a week.. It sounds like a party!
7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush?
Lap dance. I love lap dances.
8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot)
Tough. I'd go beans and just fall in love with someone with a fart fetish, bad breath is no one's cup of tea.
Both guys and girls can answer the next 2 just for fun
9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect?
I've always wanted a tiny penis. Mine is about 8" but I'd love a tiny dick.
10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size?
A cup.
11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail?
Bunny tail.
12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot?
Nightclub, that sounds like a laugh.
13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours?
I bought my first butt plug yesterday. I'm going to wear it sleeping tonight.
14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip?
Jungle down there. I don't think people actually mind.
15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted?(who was it)
Stranger. (It was my flatmate)
16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month?
Fridge.
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