1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year?(tell us what is is) - Last night, pyjamas
2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key? - Stocks
3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating? - N/A, only have a mum left.
4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby? - Woof!
5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls? - Girls
6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass or wait a week until it falls out?(its on a low vibrate the whole time) - Wait
7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush? - Lap, more chance to accidentally fall on her
8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot) - Onion
Both guys and girls can answer the next 2 just for fun
9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect? - 15
10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size? - A
11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail? - Horn
12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot? - Nightclub
13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours? - Gag
14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip? - Jungle
15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted?(who was it) - Texted, a friend from work
16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month? - Facebook, it's not in my real name
