1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year?(tell us what is is)
I would rather wear last night's sleepwear... Gym shorts, sans underwear/bra
2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key?
I'm a sneaky motherfucker... I'll take the 2 hour walk.
3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating?
I'd be more embarrassed if my dad caught me... opposite sex and all
4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby?
Dog. Dogs are cool.
5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls?
Girls. Although I'd rather they be naked (or in skimpy dress)
6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass or wait a week until it falls out?(its on a low vibrate the whole time)
Wait... and be teased the whole time. That'd be fun.
7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush?
Lap. Up close and personal.
8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot)
Both guys and girls can answer the next 2 just for fun
Onion. Bad bread doesn't make noise.
9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect?
15 incher. I've got a toy that big... mmm. I love it.
10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size?
A. Small, perky tits are cute.
11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail?
Tail!
12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot?
Nightclub... more people willing to fuck after what they'll see
13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours?
Butt plug. The bigger the better.
14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip?
Well, I do wear boxers, so the first is more likely to be a reality for me.
15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted?(who was it)
The last person I texted, my bisexual best friend. We have... history
16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month?
Facebook. My parents don't check it.