1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year?(tell us what is is)
My last halloween costume was a woodland fairy so other than the wings it was okay. I looked hot but it wasn't skimpy or anything.
2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key?
2 hours walk and then I'd hitch a ride
3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating?
It's happened before but my mom cause she just walks in while my dad knocks first.
4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby?
Baby
5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls?
Guys cause they would fuck me while girls would make fun of me.
6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass or wait a week until it falls out?(its on a low vibrate the whole time)
Wait until it falls out.
7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush?
Pole dance cause I know I can. I've never done a lap dance so I don't know how good I'd be at it.
8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot)
I'd rather an onion because you can A) brush your teeth or B) at least eat some gum. Even if that's "not allowed" you could keep your mouth shut or do doggy style.
9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect?
Bigger is ALWAYS better, sorry guys. 15 inch.
10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size?
As above, Bigger is ALWAYS better so F cup.
11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail?
Bunny tail
12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot?
Airport cause they HAVE to bring you into the back to do any kind of manual search.
13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours?
Depends on where so in public butt plug, in private ball gag.
14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip?
Opposite sex undies. I know a lot of guys who find girls in boxers sexy.
15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted?(who was it)
Last person I texted, she's a really hot friend of mne.
16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month?
Ugh neither but I guess kitchen fridge cause deleting the post after the month wouldn't give as much satisfaction as shredding it.