[Your_male_toy]

1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year?
halloween costume, joker outfit

2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key?
the former

3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating?
fuck yes, i hope that never happens

4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby?
dog, sounds fun

5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls?
girls... probably

6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass or wait a week until it falls out?(its on a low vibrate the whole time)
wait a week i think...

7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush?
pole dance as it would probably just look funny

8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot)
Both guys and girls can answer the next 2 just for fun
onion i'd say

9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect?
15 inches would probably result in fainting but hey why not?

10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size?
i'm a guy but i'd say A

11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail?
bunny tail, more discreet and cute

12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot?
airport

13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours?
ball gag

14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip?
the former

15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted?(who was it)
the last person i texted, a female friend

16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month?
neither