[Consensus]

1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year?(tell us what is is)

I would rather wear my hallowe'en costume (from the last time I wore one) was military uniform. Probably not a great idea in summer, having an RAF woollen coat, cavalry trousers and a black shirt, but good most of the rest of the time in the UK

2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key?

Naked 2 hours' walk away, better to hide on the way.

3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating?

Never actually had this happen. Now? I'd question what they were doing in my house. I guess my father.

4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby?

Baby

5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls?

Girls.

6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass or wait a week until it falls out?(its on a low vibrate the whole time)

Doctor's, I would imagine it would be painful after a while otherwise.

7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush?

I don't have a celebrity crush... so, lap dance?

8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot)

Either would be better than what I have now. Onions.

Both guys and girls can answer the next 2 just for fun
9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect?

Three inches. I imagine the blood loss from 15 inches would lead to fainting spells...

10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size?

Easy, A cup. Yes, I have thought about this.

11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail?

Rabbit tail. A huge horn would be... odd, I'd look like a dick-head, at least a fluffy tail could be hidden

12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot?

Airport. Compo.

13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours?

Ball gag.

14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip?

The jungle, only because I have a massive jungle down there and I'm not embarrassed. I'd rather not have a one-night stand...

15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted?(who was it)

Last person I texted, it was my wife; but I'd have more chance with the next stranger I see of carrying it out I think.

16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month?

Facebook, less people I know have a chance of seeing it there.