[violetbaby]

1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year?(tell us what is is)
My pajamas, a green t-shirt and red plaid pajama pants.
2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key?
Stocks, it'd be over sooner.
3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating?
My mom, she'd throw a fit while my dad wouldn't care.
4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby?
A dog, it'd be less embarrassing.
5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls?
Girls, I'm a girl so I wouldn't get hounded by guys.
6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass or wait a week until it falls out?(its on a low vibrate the whole time)
Go to the doctor, I could never wait a whole week with it in me.
7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush?
Lap dance, I'm too clumsy to work a pole.
8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot)
Onion because I hate beans.
Both guys and girls can answer the next 2 just for fun
9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect?
3, because I don't want a ridiculous bulge in my pants since I'm still a girl.
10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size?
A cup, I have a large chest so I know big boobs are a pain.
11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail?
Unicorn horn, it looks cooler and requires less maintenance.
12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot?
Nightclub, I already hate airports.
13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours?
Ball gag, I don't like anal.
14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip?
Opposite genders undies, it's less embarrassing for a girl to wear mens underwear than to be super hairy.
15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted?(who was it)
The next stranger I see, the last person I texted was a relative.
16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month?
Kitchen fridge, it's not as public or severe.