Next time you need to make a trip to the store with a roommate. Go to where your roommates car is get naked, put your clothes in their trunk, get on your knees, have them spit on your face and your chest till they are tired of it, lay in the back seat and stay there while they are going to the store and as they go in to the store you are to lay in the back seat waiting with their spit on your face.
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