[harddump]

Here's a rule I dare you to follow for however long you have to play.

Unless you are doing dares from this thread, you must maintain the following position: Totally nude in the middle of the room, legs about two feet apart and slightly bent, right hand at the back of your head, left hand middle finger all the way up your butt hole, mouth wide open, tongue sticking out as far as possible.

When you are in this position you may pass the time by watching porn but may not get out of position once you are set - so if a video ends and you want to play another clip you will need to either do a dare from this thread before pressing play and resuming the position or forget it and remain in the position.

To repeat that point, you can't get out of the above position unless you are doing a dare from this particular thread. You can repeat the same ones, that's fine. Read the description of the position carefully and several times so you don't screw up. Remember the mouth has to remain open and the tongue also remains out.

Now here's some quick dares that can be done multiple times in order to get yourself out of the awkward position set above:
a) Get on all fours, bury your nose inside a shoe and inhale 11 times.
b) Fill a bowl or a deep dish with milk or water and drink on all fours on the floor.
c) Put your mouth under a running tap and keep drinking as you masturbate until you edge.
d) If you have an air pump (e.g. for bike tyres) or a douche bulb, inject air up your bum. Either roll a die to see how many pumps or try and see how many pumps of air you can hold.
e) Treasure hunt. Find a household item or any other object that is as close in dimensions and shape as possible to your own cock. Once you've found it (best match, doesn't have to be exact) kiss the tip for one minute, lick it all over for 3 min, suck on it for 5min, fuck your ass with it for 7min then leave it in your ass for 10min. Sleep with this object under your pillow, then repeat the kiss, lick, suck, fuck leave it in process as soon as you wake up.