Best questions ever. 
Tell me ten things that turn you on?
1.The smell of cigars, or watching someone smoke.
2. The way a man looks as he's having an orgasm.
3. Large clits.
4. Cute butch girls and FtMs.
5. Mumbling into my ear or neck or chest. Hhhholy fucking shit.
6. Pulling on his hair.
7. Seeing my marks on his skin for days.
8. That cry or whimper when a person is in pain.
9. When he says, "Miss?" so as to ask me a question. No matter what, the answer is "Yes, I'm going to molest you."
10. Er...um...I can't say.
Five things that turn you off?
1. Entitled bastards and bitchy, self-important women.
2. Men who primarily refer to women as "females."
3. Needles! D:
4. Brattiness. (Not including my own)
5. Guys who drown themselves in cologne.
What sex toys do you own? (household objects used for personal 'pleasure' such as clothespegs, candles, phallic vegetables etc do count!)
Vibratex vibrator, glass dildo, glass butt plug, cyberskin dido, Clothes pins, rope, blindfold, whip...yeah, I think that's it.
What sex toys do you want to have, but don't?
Like, all of them. I'd really like to own a TENS unit, a flogger, a Chinese cupping set, and a nice set of knives...for...you know...reasons. I'd also like to have more restraints, both for self-bondage and binding a partner. And new dildos. For variety. And that internet controlled vibrator. And that remote controlled shocking mechanism that you put inside chastity devices. And, and...
What is your favorite toy?
For my use, I really like my vibrator. For use on a pet, I like crops and canes.
What is the most perverted thing you have ever done?
Uh...stared down a woman's chest for fifteen minutes? I don't consider anything I do regularly as perverse.
What is the most painful thing you have done for sexual pleasure/a dare?
Covered my breasts/torso in clothes pin zippers and ripped 'em off. Any number of breast torture dares, really.
What is the most disgusting thing you have ever done for sexual purposes/a dare?
Nothin'. I don't like disgusting things.
What is the biggest thing you have ever had inside you?
An average sized dildo.
How many times do you masturbate in a day, and how?
It varies. I usually masturbate about 3 times a week at least. If I'm looking to get off I'll just break out the vibrator. If I actually want an experience I'll spend a few hours teasing and torturing (myself or someone else) before I cum.
What real life encounter has had you most turned on and horny?
Not many come to mind. I'm pretty much a hermit.
What is your most perverted/twisted sexual fantasy?
Oh dear...I might get in trouble if I say. 
What is your favourite fantasy, if different?
My favorite fantasy is just cuddling with my kitty when he's a vulnerable, trembling mess after an intense session.
Do you like the taste of cum? What about your pussy juice? Pee?
No, no opinion, and no.
What is the longest you have ever been tied up for?
Overnight.
Describe the most sexy outfit you own?
Jeans and a black/red lacy top.
What do you like about Getdare?
The nice people I've met.
What do you dislike about getdare?
Everyone else.
What is the dare you most enjoyed doing?
There's a valentine's day dare list around here somewhere. I liked it, thought it was creative.
Which dare did you enjoy doing least?
I don't do dares I don't think I'll like unless I'm bound by a bet...and that has not happened yet.
What two things do you love the most. Why?
1. Being trusted and confided in. I must be doing something right if a person can trust me at all.
2. Solitude, for various reasons. I feel best when I am in complete solitude and able to enjoy my life without foreign contributions hindering my ability to enjoy things for myself.
What do you hate the most?
Someone imposing on my solitude, uninvited.
what is your favorite activity to do with friends?
Just chat.
What is your greatest strength?
My ability to handle crises.
What is your greatest weakness?
My inability to argue with someone face-to-face.
What is your biggest vice?
Lindt chocolate. Lucky it's so expensive sometimes.
If you could learn to do anything, what would it be?
I can. I'd like to continue learning piano and music theory.
Which superpower would you most like?
To control matter.
Have your dreams come true, or make someone else's?
Mine haven't yet, I don't know if I have made anyone else's dream come true.
What do you miss most about being a kid?
Back when my father wasn't a huge dickwad. *cue violin*
Be a dragon, or have a pet dragon?
I WANNA BE A FUCKIN' DRAGON.
Cuddles, or sex?
Why can't it be both?
Cake, or death?
Uh, cake.
Winter, or summer?
Winter!
City or Country?
City.
Classic, or 'new and improved'?
Is classic just another word for too old to function?
Dark or milk chocolate?
What about white chocolate?
Dogs or cats?
Cats.
Fiction, or non-fiction?
It doesn't matter, poorly written fiction is just as bad as well-written non-fiction is good.
Picnic, or nice restaurant?
Picnic~
Driving or walking?
Walking.
Books, or films?
Manga!
Bacon, or cheese?
Cheese.
Tea or Coffee?
Coffee, unless it's chai tea.
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
How would you know what a mouse tastes like to cats? Cat food doesn't advertise chicken-flavored food. It advertises real chicken. It doesn't matter what the flavor is to humans. For all you know, cat food does taste like mice.
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Depends on which brands you buy.That's like asking why are Tootsie Rolls chocolate flavored candies, yet Lindt truffles are made of real chocolate.