[The Gent]

I'm not sure if I envy you or not. Here is, however, a few ideas I've picked up here and there.

- The blend of a slingshot and conkers can be an interesting combination.
- Similar to this, pellet guns (such can be found as kid's toys) can be similarly fun.
- Furthermore, if you want to go all out - paintball guns. Whilst I'm not sure how safe this is, I've seen a few videos of this working on bare skin, both for pornographic and charitable purposes.

Naturally, I completely and staunchly advocate all forms of facial protection and I do suggest that it isn't at point-blank range. It's also best to avoid direct shots at the genitals for these two but... it sounds like you might be able to handle it.

I can also suggest - if I will - looking up a certain pornographic actress known as Queensnake. I don't suggest anyone with a faint heart visit there, but certainly it might bring you some inspiration.